"Jesus fucking Fishtown", I thought, on my way to the door. "Who wants to see our kitties now?"
No one! It is some manner of professional! With a clipboard! And she wants me to say something other than "Knocking like that is really fucking rude." before slamming the door in her face!
I'll tell you what, lady! I'll answer whatever you wanna ask, if you take that g0ddamned denim blazer off and eat it! Because it is really fucking rubbing me the wrong way right now! People are choking to death on your denim fucking blazer!