Bed stilts, now there's a modern convenience I don't wanna live without. The ones I have, I bought before I even had a bed because I knew that I'd want them, I knew that there's no point to even having a bed if you can't put it halfway up the wall. I've slept on the floor for good chunks of my life, but if there's a rectangle involved, it better be hoisted up on blocks. I saw some mattresses for sale this weekend at one of those clearance/closeout/get-it-the-fuck-out type stores and damn if I'm not tempted to buy a set simply because they were so incredibly thick. Some fat-ass box spring and equally fat mattress, with additional layers above and between like a frosted cake.
This really happened. So did this.