the Ether Bunny (ninjalicious) wrote,
the Ether Bunny

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Bort is the best little jewel thief. Most of my bags are still covering the bedroom floor in a half-exploded sort of state. In examining/cleaning up my makeup and jewelry bag, I put all the necklaces and hair clips and the like into this white satin drawstring bag, and tied it.. since Bort has this uncanny knack of finding and running off with those items in particular. Last night I untied it to take a clip out and didn't bother retying. This morning, sitting here, I hear a vaguely distracting sound behind me. Turn to see a spew of necklaces and earrings poured out of the bag, trailing off towards the door. Catch up with Bort and he's got a plastic pearl necklace between his teeth, all hunched down in his furtive run pose.. the same one he uses when he steals a piece of meat.

There has got to be a way to make this profitable.

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