the Ether Bunny (ninjalicious) wrote,
the Ether Bunny
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My cats know how to fuck with me. Walk into the bathroom and that small, perfectly baby rubber duck is sitting in the empty tub, posed as if ready for its closeup, dirty like something that's been collecting dust in a humid room would be. A sad life for a rubber duck I guess.. bought one day and then days or a week later hidden away so as not to be stashed per se but not to be looked at, either.

There is a level of hell reserved for people who call the minute you clear your voicemail. Moreso if you stub your toe while the phone rings.


None of today would have happened if the celery hadn't gone rubbery.
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