September 21st, 2010


I am going to literally chop these onions.

In Walmart the dude in front of me has a shopping cart full of underwear, Jamie-Oliver-literally FULL of underwear, I swear to god he is doing it to spite me. I pinenutted myself on Trader Joe's pine nuts, this was for sure to spite me on account of telling everyone that Trader Joe's is Aldi with a haircut.
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