White and black, the friendly bears of China
White and black, they rarely reproduce
What shall be done about these Chinese bears?
What shall be done about these friendly bears?
Die they must die, the pandas must die
Why should we save them?
What good do they do?
Have you ever seen a panda do something good for you?
They can't wear t-shirts
They can't bounce basketballs
They can't walk tightropes over Niagara Falls