December 14th, 2004


When I was little, the animal I was most afraid of was mother horses.

First I thought I wanted to leave blood sacrifices on her doorstep (next to the morning paper). Next I thought maybe that was pretty vicious overreacting, after all. After that I thought if it was Sprockets being attacked, that dog better pray my hand muscles are too puny to work. (Which is a realistic possibility.)

Technically, he wasn't homeless until Sunday?

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