Stupid Target in stupid South Goblin Town was out of stupid Xmas tree stands, and I don't wanna go anywhere lately. I finally decided it was my moral imperative to get a real live tree of some sort, and I'm being foiled by The Man. I still bought a string of garland from The Man, and in fact some dark chocolate dipped gingerbread men as well, and some Eeyore swag. But I swear, really this time, no more giving The Man any more of my cash. Until I run of of gingerbread men, that is.
Sometimes I kinda hate this song.